Coping With Loss Pillows

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'He just snapped.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he passed away."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

"I'm still adjusting."

"You said that there were a lot of things you hadn't said to your husband before he died. Well you will be able to soon...."

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Postcards from Heaven...

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Sorry, wrong room."

"What? Too soon?"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."