Dealing With A Loss Pillows

'I'm afraid that your father is dead. Dead as a Dodo.'

Funeral home - You can run, but you can't formaldehyde.

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

'You know how I complained about him always living in the past - well, he's dead in the past.'

'I'm really worried about his soul. One of my handbaskets is missing.'

"When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs..."

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"I know. I miss him, too."

Broken Heart

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"He had a full two weeks."

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

The night

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

corporate scapegoat to sacrifical lamb

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."