Experiencing Loss Pillows

Grief Counselor - Offering closure. Closed

The three stooges of grief.

'He was a great writer'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Postcards from Heaven...

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"What? Too soon?"

Broken Heart

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Sorry, wrong room."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"He had a full two weeks."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.