Experiencing Loss Mugs

Grief Counselor - Offering closure. Closed

The three stooges of grief.

'He was a great writer'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Broken Heart

"Sorry, wrong room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What? Too soon?"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"He had a full two weeks."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.