Dealing With Loss Mugs

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

'...'The car's alright, but your husband's a write-off'... Frankly I think you could have put it better...'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'

"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."

"At least he died at home."

"It's really sad when you outlive your children."

"And this is where my late husband died of loneliness."

"I'm sorry but his body was overwhelmed by the hitch in his git-along, the spring in his step and that sparkle in his eye."

"It was cheaper than both burial and cremation..."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

"Yes, this is a used coffin. My brother was a car dealer."

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

'Smithfield Funeral Home.'

Sad girl

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

"Wanna make out?": What would later be known as Bob's remarkable near-death experience.

"He's still dead then?"

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

The night

"It's your grandpa's cocoon."

I need to figure out how to break it to my parents that I understand about death. What're you going to say? I'm going to sit them down and tell them that I understand our cat Magus died, and that's why her body stopped working. I'm going to explain that death is a natural part of life, and that they don't have to treat me like a baby. I get it. If they're still feeling upset, I'll offer to take them out so they can buy themselves a treat. If all else fails, ice cream.

HENRY VOSSER - ALMOST 2000 LIKES - REST IN PEACE (1987-2021)

"Who knew Ted was claustrophobic?"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Just Buried.

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"I know. I miss him, too."