Life After Loss Pillows

'You were with Dudley for thirty years...what are you going to do now?' 'I'm going to Disneyland!'

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Postcards from Heaven...

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Sorry, wrong room."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"What? Too soon?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"