Life After Loss Pillows

'You were with Dudley for thirty years...what are you going to do now?' 'I'm going to Disneyland!'

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Sorry, wrong room."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Oh no! You, again?"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What? Too soon?"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Widow shows a portrait of herself

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."