Loss Recovery Pillows

The five stages of good grief

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Danger Slow Sand.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Saline Drip Sommelier.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'