Financial Recovery Pillows

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Bankruptcy ii

"Dancing with the liquidators."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The last quarter almost wiped us out.

Bankruptcy? Don't be ashamed. It's as American as baseball, apple pie and deficit spending.

Effects of the economic crisis

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

"Sure we had some financial setbacks, but we're getting back on track."

"The Stock Market made a killing on me!"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Spa

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Vlad the Inhaler

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'