Economic Recovery Pillows

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Post-corona road to recovery

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Spa

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Vlad the Inhaler

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

What happens when the bears are running the market.