Economic Recovery Gifts

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Post-corona road to recovery

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Spa

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Vlad the Inhaler

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'