Business Recovery Gifts

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Post-corona road to recovery

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."