Recovery From Setback Gifts

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Spa

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Barbeque Casualty.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'What's for desert?'

Big slipper.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."