Recovering From A Setback Gifts

"We will rebuild!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"