Moving On After A Loss Gifts

"I thought about it...I even thought about my honeymoon! Can you imagine?! But Gregorio made me realize I'm not here for you. I'm here for me! I love having my own room...I love tending my garden..."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Looks like another profit's warning

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"You'll get over him."

Broken Heart

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"He had a full two weeks."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'Oh, them...they're just my x husands.'

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

"Even though the other team scored more point, I'm going to throw a crying fit."

'Why don't you give up breathing for lent?'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"I think we should start seeing other people."

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.