Unemployment Recovery Pillows

'Thanks again, Mel, for that informative emotional breakdown.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Danger Slow Sand.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'