Loss Pillows

"I just got done telling him when one door closes another opens."

It gets easier.

"Grandma!?"

"Pushing up daisies is not a competition with the rest of the cemetery, Walter!"

"It's a sympathy message from young Nigel."

Broken Heart

"I miss my husband, he was a good provider...and tasted good!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Balloon Angel

"But if you'd gone via the back double and avoided the intersection and the underpass, you'd have missed the accident black spot and wouldn't be here now."

R.I.P. Sean Connery

Take Out Only

Cards

"May you rest in peace. The recession is over for you."

"Hi. Were you Mrs. Hanson?"

You left...

"I told him it wouldn't kill him to take a little exercise once in awhile, but I was wrong."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Welcome to Closure

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Know when to let it go.

"Look at the bright side. At least the lab mouse survived."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"He had a full two weeks."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Death of Queen Elizabeth

Requiem for a Workaholic

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

'I feel guilty. I kept telling him to drop over sometime.'

His on his final journey.

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Can I have some of those funny 'get well' cards he got?'