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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'He just snapped.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he passed away."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

Casual Friday at Fruhoffer's Funeral Parlor.

Well, I talked to my parents. I explained to them that I understood our cat Magus had died. I told my folks they don't have to tiptoe around the idea of death. I know that Magus' body stopped working because she was old and now she's in a better place. Probably like Disneyland but with lost of pillows and tuna. Right, Rudy? Damn straight, little man. Hot chocolate on the house.

"I'm still adjusting."

"You said that there were a lot of things you hadn't said to your husband before he died. Well you will be able to soon...."

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

Postcards from Heaven...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Grief counselling'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"What? Too soon?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Sorry, wrong room."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."