Canine Commemorator Gifts

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"He was a very good boy."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Love.

I know they told me not to bark

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Too Many Genocides

Museum of dog memorabilia

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'Let's see those smiles.'

Dog Heaven

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I bark, therefore I am."

Meet the Artist.

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

Meditation for dogs

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"She was a good turtle."

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Hounds of Heck!

'Huh! I grew up with Lassie, and she wasn't as sweet and innocent as everybody thinks...'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

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