Pet Mourner Gifts

'I feel ridiculous!'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'OK lads, carry on upstairs to the toilet bowl.'

"He was a very good boy."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Dog Walker

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

You Know You're Old When...

Widow shows a portrait of herself

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'He was only ninety three.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Dog Heaven

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

A grave with an array of beauty products

Free Range Sled Dog

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes