Pet Mourner Gifts

'I feel ridiculous!'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'OK lads, carry on upstairs to the toilet bowl.'

"He was a very good boy."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Pet Cemetery.

Life after death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

I know they told me not to bark

You Know You're Old When...

Licker Store

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Widow shows a portrait of herself

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'He was only ninety three.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Dog Heaven

Free Range Sled Dog

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

A grave with an array of beauty products