Creative Mourner Gifts

The Grave

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Ventriloquist Grave

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

You Know You're Old When...

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'He was only ninety three.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

A grave with an array of beauty products

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'I feel ridiculous!'

Former Survivalist

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

Rest in Piece