Midlife Mourner Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone experiencing midlife mourning? Our collection combines humor with heartfelt messages, creating a comforting presence through mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items are designed to bring a smile and a sense of shared understanding during difficult times.

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You Know You're Old When...

You Know You're Old When... mockup

You Know You're Old When... mockup

You Know You're Old When... mockup

You Know You're Old When... mockup

You Know You're Old When...

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"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

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"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!" mockup

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!" mockup

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!" mockup

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!" mockup

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

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"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin." mockup

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin." mockup

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin." mockup

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin." mockup

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

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Rock and Roll mockup

Rock and Roll mockup

Rock and Roll mockup

Rock and Roll mockup

Rock and Roll

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"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

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"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

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You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

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Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe. mockup

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe. mockup

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe. mockup

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe. mockup

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

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"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

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Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

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Tragedy and Remedy.

Tragedy and Remedy. mockup

Tragedy and Remedy. mockup

Tragedy and Remedy. mockup

Tragedy and Remedy. mockup

Tragedy and Remedy.

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"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless." mockup

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless." mockup

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless." mockup

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless." mockup

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

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Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back. mockup

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back. mockup

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back. mockup

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back. mockup

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

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"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!" mockup

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!" mockup

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!" mockup

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!" mockup

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

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"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew." mockup

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew." mockup

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew." mockup

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew." mockup

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

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'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

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"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

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How to injury yourself as an adult

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult

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'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.' mockup

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.' mockup

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.' mockup

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.' mockup

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

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A Visit From the Jowl Fairy

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy mockup

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy mockup

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy mockup

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy mockup

A Visit From the Jowl Fairy

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"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty." mockup

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty." mockup

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty." mockup

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty." mockup

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

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"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down." mockup

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down." mockup

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down." mockup

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down." mockup

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

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"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair." mockup

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair." mockup

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair." mockup

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair." mockup

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

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'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!' mockup

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!' mockup

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!' mockup

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!' mockup

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

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Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs. mockup

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs. mockup

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs. mockup

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs. mockup

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

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"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died." mockup

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died." mockup

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died." mockup

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died." mockup

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

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'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.' mockup

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.' mockup

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.' mockup

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.' mockup

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

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"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three." mockup

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three." mockup

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three." mockup

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three." mockup

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

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A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy mockup

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy mockup

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy mockup

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy mockup

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

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Midlife Mourner Gifts Collection

Midlife Mourner Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for midlife mourners who need a mix of comfort and lightheartedness.

Midlife Mourner Pillows

Browse pillows that offer a cozy, comforting presence for someone going through midlife grief.

Midlife Mourner Prints

Discover prints that inspire resilience and hope, perfect for uplifting anyone experiencing loss.

Midlife Mourner T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection that celebrates strength and humor for those in midlife mourning.