Creative Mourner Pillows

The Grave

'Jurassic Pork.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Ventriloquist Grave

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

You Know You're Old When...

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'He was only ninety three.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

'I feel ridiculous!'

Former Survivalist

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

Dead Workaholic

'He looks so natural.'