Digital Mourner Pillows

"There's been a huge outpouring of emoticons."

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"It was nice for his online friends to turn up!"

'Why do you come here every month?'

J. B. Dimwiddle

Cemeteries of the future

"She died peacefully surrounded by her 10,000 followers."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

You Know You're Old When...

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Silly sausages

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'