Lost Pup Protector Gifts

Did you see my dog?

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

No Soliciting

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Policeman talking to lost child

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"