Poodle Protector Gifts

A sign reads "Beware of dog"; a french poodle looks at the sign and says "Moi?".

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Save me versus Feed me.

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'She thinks of them as her children...'