Lost Pup Protector Pillows

Did you see my dog?

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

No Soliciting

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Policeman talking to lost child

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Fight against theft of endangered species

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'