Pup Rescuer Pillows

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Fashion Week"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"I see a couch."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Car Rides - Cats

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Four Star Meal

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'