Pup Rescuer Gifts

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

No Soliciting

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Fashion Week"

Vigilante Dog

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"I see a couch."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Car Rides - Cats

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Four Star Meal

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'