Wildlife Lecture Lovers Pillows

"They can travel for hundreds of miles without seeing another one of their kind; you're not going to get them to fill in the first three rows."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

"They're so like us."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Guess who's teething?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'The penguin is upset...'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Buck Naked

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Computers affect real life.

Leopards do change their spots

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'