Forestry Educator Gifts

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Deforestation.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Building a Shelter

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Green Peace'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Tortured Plank

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Parrot Perch

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Lumberjack Christmases.

The last bird in the last wood...

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

Stranded Woodsman.