Woodshop Instructor Gifts

"Our shop class went back to basics. We invented the wheel."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

D.I.Y with dad.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Waiting for retirement.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'