Forest School Leader Gifts

Office of Outdoor Education

Deforestation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Green Peace'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Tortured Plank

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

Lumberjack Christmases.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Stranded Woodsman.

"I will avenge you, Father."

The last bird in the last wood...

Spotted Owl Migration

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Loose lips sink principalships.'