Forest Management Officer Pillows

Forest Management

Deforestation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Smokey The Tree"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

'May the forest be with you.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

How Many It Takes

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Green Peace'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Rain Forest

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

The Destruction of the Environment