Conservation Manager Gifts

Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Just Stop Boil

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The melting polar ice caps

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Igloo for birds.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

COP26

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."