Conservation Manager Gifts

Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Just Stop Boil

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The melting polar ice caps

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

COP26

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"