Conservation Coordinator Gifts

Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Beaver tower

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Igloo for birds.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

COP26

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"