Forest Financier Gifts

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

A child runs an equity stand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Ecology.

Birds with Headphones

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Saving for Retirement.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.