Organic Financier Gifts

Loan Office. Is the money locally grown?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Politically Correct Snowperson

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Heart Disease Menu

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Hipster Police Department