Eco-friendly Financier Gifts

"Our interest rates are very competitive: five dolphins for every whale you save."

Green Bank

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Styrofoam.'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Woo-hoo!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Tree with Drain Pipe

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard