Eco-friendly Financier Gifts

"Our interest rates are very competitive: five dolphins for every whale you save."

Green Bank

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Tree with Drain Pipe

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Woo-hoo!"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Biodegradable helium balloons.