Faith Financier Gifts

"It's me, Lord, ready to spend a little religious capital."

A child runs an equity stand.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Father

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'He's precocious.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

Church Restoration Fund.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'