Faith Financier Pillows

"It's me, Lord, ready to spend a little religious capital."

A child runs an equity stand.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Father

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

Church Restoration Fund.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Girl holding money.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."