Faith And Finance Explorer Pillows

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

R.C.I.A.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Holy Bible

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'