Futuristic Faith Explorer Pillows

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

R.C.I.A.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Holy Bible

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'