Futuristic Faith Explorer Pillows

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

Holy Bible

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Confusionism'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."