Religious Finance Enthusiast Pillows

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Nativity - The sitcom