Religious Economist Pillows

Pound sign in a stained glass window of a church.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Moses as a child.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Caption Contest TK

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

The ten ammendments

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).