Divine Economist Pillows

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Tempest in a Teapot

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

Unconditional Surrender

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

World Economics

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Insecurity hits Wall Street

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Taming the beast of the free market...

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

You are everywhere.

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."