Divine Economist Mugs

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

World Economics

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Taming the beast of the free market...

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

You are everywhere.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'