Eternal Economist Mugs

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

Census Infinity.

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."