"You wouldn't have been able to take it with you anyway, Mr. Belke."
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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
Jean-Paul Sartre
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
Chiller Theatre
Pinocchio's Second Realization
"Why bother?"
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
Pastorius wonders why.
Zenemies.
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
Extreme Sisyphus
Optimist
"You need to justify your own existence first."
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"Life after death"
"Is this who I am?"
"Nihilistic customer service"
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."
Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
Fyodor Dostoevsky
"But what if this is all there is?"
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