Religious Economist Prints

Pound sign in a stained glass window of a church.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Caption Contest TK

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Tempest in a Teapot

Moses as a child.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'