Financial Forestry Fan Gifts

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I love you too, big guy."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

What do you suggest we do about this?

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'